seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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nepetas-catnip-stash:

davejadeislaw:

faun-songs:


chmurny:


gomugomugodhead:


gambeemascara:


I found my other shades and I just couldn’t resist, I’m so vain about this. 


h-hello there


whoa it’s actually dave
he exists


likeliterally my headcanon



i dont know what ur talking about “headcanon”
this is literally canon look 

he is canon dave

Its dangerous to be this attractive

nepetas-catnip-stash:

davejadeislaw:

faun-songs:

chmurny:

gomugomugodhead:

gambeemascara:

I found my other shades and I just couldn’t resist, I’m so vain about this. 

h-hello there

whoa it’s actually dave

he exists

like
literally my headcanon

i dont know what ur talking about “headcanon”

this is literally canon look 

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he is canon dave

Its dangerous to be this attractive

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

"I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life."
Jeff Buckley, on moving to New York   (via slayr)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

excessunrated:

psychara:

shadowassemblage:

Punk’s not dead, just sleeping

AWWAWWEEEE

Sleeping punks is the only photoset theme more precious than sleeping animals.

High-School Teachers:  You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student:  I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor:  lol same.
jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

fileformat:

eugeniced:

scrapes:

redtemplo:

bawkbawk-motherclucker:

queerfucker:

tipsfortransfolks:

The recent CBS story regarding nine Swedish women who received uterus transplants undoubtedly caught the attention of transgender women throughout the world. Anyone, with even the slightest awareness of the advancement of medical science, understands that eventually there will be few things left in the realm of impossible. The idea that a transgender woman will one day be able to carry a child in her womb is no longer just an idea. It is a reality of the future.

tell everyone.

If this becomes a thing I think I’d like to donate my uterus to a trans woman.

Yes!!!!

this is fucking AWESOME

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

**goes off**